[ Also, why the FUCK IS YOUR SWORD SO HEAVY!? You can hear him muttering and complaining the whole way something about how he should just ditch your stupid ass and your stupid heavy sword and what good are Knights for anyways you know what fuck knights-- ]
[ But eventually they make it out of the way of the blast. And just in time too because everything explodes behind them rather impressively. Just don't look back, cool guys don't look at explosions. ]
[ Oh. And he's tossing your sword on the ground as soon as they get to the nearest park bench. And tossing you on the bench afterwards. ]
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[ What did you think he was a complete asshole? ]
[ Actually don't answer that. ]
[ Also, why the FUCK IS YOUR SWORD SO HEAVY!? You can hear him muttering and complaining the whole way something about how he should just ditch your stupid ass and your stupid heavy sword and what good are Knights for anyways you know what fuck knights-- ]
[ But eventually they make it out of the way of the blast. And just in time too because everything explodes behind them rather impressively. Just don't look back, cool guys don't look at explosions. ]
[ Oh. And he's tossing your sword on the ground as soon as they get to the nearest park bench. And tossing you on the bench afterwards. ]